Wednesday, June 18, 2008

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LAND OF OZ

We have gotten word that there have been advertisements for a new Managing Editor at the Daily World. In addtion, you can now use the T-word in the fourms. All we have to say is:

Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. She's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Witch is dead!

Cravins, Sr.: As Mayor of the Munchkin City, In the County of the Land of Oz, I welcome you most regally.

Earl: But we've got to verify it legally, to see

Carvin's Sr.: To see?

Earl: If she

Cravins, Sr.: If she?

Earl: Is morally, ethic'lly

Father No.1: Spiritually, physically

Father No. 2: Positively, absolutely

Munchkins: Undeniably and reliably Dead

Russell: As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined her. And she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead.

Mayor: Then this is a day of Independence For all the Munchkins and their descendants

Earl: If any.

Cravins, Sr.: Yes, let the joyous news be spread The wicked Old Witch at last is dead!

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