Saturday, August 2, 2008

St. Landry Grand Jury Indicts Two-Not News

by Clark Kent
Daily Planet City Reporter

Thursday, a St. Landry grand jury indicted two criminals. This was not considered news by the Daily World, however free school supplies for deadbeats and a bunch of overweight coaches was news.

Diana Bihm, 47, of Palmetto, was indicted for the first-degree murder of her 90-year-old husband, Claude Bihm. Kevin Durisseaux Bolden, 39, was indicted on two counts of aggravated rape.

First degree murder can get you the death penalty in most jursidictions but not in Opelousas where the DA doesn't believe in punishement. Durrisseaux could also get life in other jurisdictions. We are putting our bets on pleas from both defendants and time served. Plus a few warms hugs.

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